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Re: servotronic can be disabled! yes! also, 200 20v's for sale

> From quattro-owner@swiss.ans.net Wed Aug 31 21:42:31 1994
> From: Eliot Lim <eliot@u.washington.edu>
> well i don't know if everyone would feel the same way, but i just found
> out a most wonderful thing today....

Yes folks, you heard right!  Now, in a special partnership with 
SuperChips(TM), my new company SuperSteeringChips(TM) will upgrade
your servotronic control unit for better steering feel for only
US$295!!  Just send me your servotronic control box and a money 
order for $295, and I will work magic on its innards and send it
back FedEx(TM) the very next day!!  Upon reinstallation you will be 
able to savour steering the way the WorldsGreatestEngineers(TM) 
intended it and not the way they thought we Americans(TM) wanted
it (fingertip control)!

Do it today!

John Greenstreet, Senior Engineer           (jgreenst@motown.ge.com)
Martin Marietta Government Electronic Systems    Moorestown NJ 08057
WPI Class of '75, Temple Class of '94

My new car history:
1972     1975       1978      1982       1986        1989      1992
 VW  ->   VW    ->  Audi  ->  Audi  -> Mercedes -> Mercedes -> Audi
SBug   Scirocco   Fox GTI     4000S    190E 2.3    190E 2.6    100CS

POSSLQ's* new car history:
         1978       1981       1985      1988        1990      1993
       Triumph ->  Toyota ->  Toyota  ->  VW    ->   Audi   -> Audi
       Spitfire    Tercel     Corolla   Jetta GL      80       90S

*POSSLQ = Person of Opposite Sex Sharing Living Quarters
Note: All Audis and Mercedes above were sold to friends or family.