My dad was on his way to Portland (ME) jetport to
pick up my mama and he was late, so he was rollin'
along on Int. 95 through Freeport (about 90) in his
Mercedes 560SEL (all black), and got pulled over.
The state cop walked up to the car and asked if
he was in a hurry. My dad told him he was going
to the airport, so the cop said see ya later and
left. Didn't even tell him to slow down.
The point is: grow old and drive a big black MB