Well awwwwwright Dave...
Welcome to our (your) nightmare!
Now instead of *just* your wife, children & business..you have us as well!
Hummmm...how can I describe your (our) current state of affairs?
Lets just say that as our volumetric efficiency has gone up, the content
has leaned out somewhat...and while your family will adjust to you skimming
sixty or so messages every night, at some point shortly after your next
vacation you're going to have to tell them the BIG SECRET "Hey...the
unsubscribe command doesn't work!!! I have a jillion messages!!"
Don't worry, we'll be here to support you with our comments & suggestions..