OK, I know this isn't a particularly far out concept: have
the Major filter out (and promptly trash) any messages sent
to the list with the string "subscribe" in them.
Dan, does majordomo support this capability?
Of course, there would be a few limitations of this approach:
1) I wouldn't be able to tell everyone why I don't
"subscribe" to Crap & Drivel (tm)
2) It assumes that the errant commands are spelled
Eric T. '86 5kS