Re: SOLUTION: subscribe/unsubscribe/testing etc etc etc:

[smarinel@neosoft.com (Steve Marinello@Newpark)]

A little crude for this group, don't you think Eliot.  We can all probably
get the same points across without the four letter words and insults....but
it does have its points.

>found the following in one of the newsgroups.. pretty amusing.
>what say we start using these?
>
>eliot
>
>---------------------------------------------
>
>
> *Form Flame**Form Flame**Form Flame**Form Flame**
> 
> Dear:
>  [  ] Clueless Newbie           [  ] Lamer             [  ] AOLer
>  [  ] "Me too" er               [  ] Pervert           [  ] Geek
>  [  ] Spammer                   [  ] Nerd              [  ] Elvis
>  [  ] Fed                       [  ] Freak             [  ] Scientologist
>  [  ] Scammer                   [  ] Dumbass           [  ] Pre-teen
> 
> You Are Being Flamed Because:
>  [  ] You posted MODs in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
>  [  ] You posted a message to the list asking to be unsubscribed
>  [  ] You posted a message to the list asking to be subscribed
>  [  ] You posted something asking for warez sites
>  [  ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
>  [  ] You continued a long, stupid thread
>  [  ] You started an off-topic thread
>  [  ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
>  [  ] You posted a blatently obvious troll
>  [  ] You posted pretending to be someone famous (See "troll" above)
>  [  ] You replied to the above message type believing it was someone famous
>  [  ] You said "me too" to something
>  [  ] You suck
>  [  ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
>  [  ] You posted a lame-sex ad
>  [  ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme and claimed it was legal
>  [  ] I think you might be a fed
>  [  ] You posted in ElItE CaPiTaLs because you think that makes you cool
>  [  ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
>       worthless that you are being flamed anyway
> 
> To Repent, You Must:
> 
>  [  ] Stop masturbating for a week
>  [  ] Give up your AOL account
>  [  ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
>  [  ] Tell your Mommy you've been a bad boy
>  [  ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
>  [  ] Actually post something relevant
>  [  ] Read the FAQ
>  [  ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
> 
> 
> In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
> 
>  [  ] Blow me
>  [  ] Get a life
>  [  ] Never post again
>  [  ] Age 10 more years before you post again
>  [  ] I pity your dog
>  [  ] Go to hell
>  [  ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
>  [  ] Take your shit somewhere else
>  [  ] Get fucked, you pathetic loser
>  [  ] Learn to post or fuck off
>  [  ] All of the above
> 
> end flame

Stephen A. Marinello, Ph.D.
Newpark Resources, Inc.
P.O. Box 6411 - Metairie, LA 70009
504/838-8222