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Re: If Microsoft made cars ...

At 02:54 PM 5/22/96 EDT, you wrote:
>Does anyone have a copy of the "top 10 list"
>if Microsoft made cars?  I'd appreciate a copy,


>     Top 10 Ways That Life Would Be Different If Microsoft Built Cars: 
>     ----------------------------------------------------------------
>     10.    New seats would require everyone to have the same size butt.
>     9.     We'd all have to switch to Microsoft Gas(tm).
>     8.     The U.S. Government would be GETTING subsidies from an
>            automaker, instead of giving them.
>     7.     The oil, alternator, gas, and engine warning lights would be
>            replaced by a single "General Protection Car Fault" warning light.
>     6.     Sun Motorsystems would make a car that was solar-powered,
>            twice as reliable, five times as fast, but would only run on 5% of 
>            the roads.
>     5.     You would constantly be pressured to upgrade your car.
>     4.     You could only have one person in your car at a time, unless
>            you bought Car '95 or Car NT; but then, you'd have to buy more 
>            seats.
>     3.     Occasionally, your car would just die for no reason, and you
>            would have to restart it. For some strange reason, you would 
>            just accept this as normal.
>     2.     Every time the lines on the road were repainted, you'd have to
>            buy a new car.
>     And the number one way that life would be different if Microsoft built 
>     cars,
>     1.     People would get excited about the new features in Microsoft
>            cars, forgetting completely that they had been available in 
>            other brands for years. (Hmmmm...)