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Top 10 Signs You're Addicted to the net

10. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check
    your e-mail on the way back to bed.

9.  You get a tattoo that reads "This body best viewed with Netscape
    Navigator 1.1 or higher."

8.  You name your children Eudora, Mozilla and Dotcom.

7.  You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like
    you just pulled the plug on a loved one.

6.  You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your
    lap...and your child in the overhead compartment.

5.  You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two,
    just for the free Internet access.

4.  You laugh at people with 2400-baud modems.

3.  You start using smileys in your snail mail.

2.  The last girl you picked up was a JPEG.

1.  Your hard drive crashes. You haven't logged in for two hours.
    You start to twitch. You pick up the phone and manually dial your
    ISP's access number. You try to hum to communicate with the modem.
    You succeed.

I thought that some of us could identify with this.
Michael Ryan		  Cell:	(613) 541-8585
Ryan Computer Services	  Fax:	(613) 634-3567
Kingston, Ontario	  Email: mryan@adan.kingston.net
Canada  K7M 6L9           Http://www.kingston.net/iknet/ryan