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Deuce's are wild
Sittin' in a McDonalds driveup, waiting for breakfast to be
served. BANG!!! Look up, see a blue Pinto and some blue hair. Get out,
go to the Pinto window, 2 babes, 1 about 90 [driver] with glasses at
least 1" thick. Her partner, about 95, wearin' shades. Asked ME what
was wrong. Hmmmm, well, we can start with the 6 inches of pearl white
paint you so aptly removed from the bottom of the rear bumper. They had
no idea they had even hit something--and this was a real smack, not a nudge.
So, move if you see 'em in your town!!