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Car Joke..Big Yucks
Sorry folks..I have no self control...yuck it up!
A man and his wife were driving on the highway when a state
> appeared in their mirror, obviously wanting them to pull over.
> man pulls over, and the officer approaches the AUDI.
> State cop: "License and registration please."
> Man: "I'm sorry officer, what seems to be the problem?" > State
"I clocked you on radar doing 75mph."
> Man: "There must be some mistake, I was only going 65." > Wife:
Harold, you were going at least 80!"
> State cop: "I'm also citing you for having a tail light out."
"But officer, I wasn't aware it was out."
> Wife: "Oh Harold, you know it's been out for two months."
> State cop: "I'm also fining you for not wearing your seat belt."
Man: "But officer, I just took it off as you were approaching my
> Wife: "Oh Harold, you know you never wear your seat belt." >
"Listen you dumb b**ch, shut your f***in' mouth!!!"
> State Cop: "Ma'am, does he always talk to you this way? > Wife:
"Only when he's drunk......."