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Car Joke..Big Yucks

Sorry folks..I have no self control...yuck it up!

 A man and his wife were driving on the highway when a state
       > appeared in their mirror, obviously wanting them to pull over.   
       > man pulls over, and the officer approaches the AUDI.
       > State cop: "License and registration please."
       > Man: "I'm sorry officer, what seems to be the problem?" > State   
       "I clocked you on radar doing 75mph."
       > Man: "There must be some mistake, I was only going 65." > Wife:   
       Harold, you were going at least 80!"
       > State cop: "I'm also citing you for having a tail light out."
 > Man:
       "But officer, I wasn't aware it was out."
       > Wife:  "Oh Harold, you know it's been out for two months."
       > State cop: "I'm also fining you for not wearing your seat belt."   
       Man:  "But officer, I just took it off as you were approaching my   
       > Wife:  "Oh Harold, you know you never wear your seat belt." >   
       "Listen you dumb b**ch, shut your f***in' mouth!!!"
       > State Cop: "Ma'am, does he always talk to you this way? > Wife:
       "Only when he's drunk......."