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Re: USA Meet Geography Check
Rob Myers wrote: How many points on your license, re;
Audis on the loose in Montana........
Dear Mr. Myers,
My friends will tell you they don't believe it........
My pastor (if I had one) would tell you it's an act of God.........
My insurance company will stand by me.......
The cops will back me up......
Glenn Lawton will tell you I'm a stinkin' liar..........
I haven't had a ticket in over 9 years....I have driven in 47 of the
I have lived in New England all my life (never a ticket here)...I
thousand miles a year....I just purchased my first radar detector
two months ago.....I got 5 tickets in New York from 1982-1986
(college days)..Mom's car....
I've been stopped at least 1.7 million times.
My favorite excuse:
Oh, I guess I didn't realize I was speeding...I just picked up
engagement ring about 5 minutes ago and I guess I was
(take the engagement ring box in hand) ...want to see it?
The Cop: "No, I don't, get out of here"
Result: No ticket
Also, no marriage....she fell "out of love"
I've often thought about carrying that ring with me....the cop
figured if I was about to get married, I'd have enough
Still single, still fast,
(mysogynists are us.....just kidding, really)
"I CREDIT MY SUCCESS TO DRIVING GREY AUDI'S AND VWS, THROWING THE KEYS ON
DASH, PLACING MY HANDS ON THE WHEEL, AND TREATING THE COPS LIKE REAL
BEINGS....................AND LOTS OF LUCK!"