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(Fwd) A True CHP Story...
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To: Chad Clark <email@example.com>
From: David "L." Smith <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Subject: A True CHP Story...
Date: Thu, 19 Dec 96 18:21:07 PST
A woman was pulled over for speeding by a California Highway Patrol
When he walked up to her window and opened his ticket book, she
said "I bet you're going to sell me a ticket to the Highway Patrolmen's
He replied, "No, Highway Patrolmen don't have balls."
There followed a moment of silence while she smiled and he realized
what he'd said. He then closed his book, got back on his motorcycle