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CHP and "Balls"

>A woman was pulled over for speeding by a California Highway Patrol 
>motorcycle officer. When he walked up to her window and opened his 
>ticket book, she said "I bet you're going to sell me a ticket to the
>Highway Patrolmen's Ball." He replied, "No, Highway Patrolmen don't 
>have balls." There followed a moment of silence while she smiled and
>he realized what he'd said. He then closed his book, got back on his 
>motorcycle and left.

Nice story, but I think this is from a movie.  "Flashpoint", circa 1983
or so.  Kris Kristofferson (sp?) and Treat Williams as Texas Border
Patrol agents that find JFK assasination-linked cash in the desert.

Find two women sleeping in a car, they ask about the Ball Tix, Williams
replies "No ma'am.  We're Border Patrol Agents, we don't have any