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bjod (fwd - no Audi content)
> The 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
> If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
> Money can't buy happiness. But it sure makes misery easier to live with.
> Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bullshit before.
> Psychiatrists say that 1 out of 4 people are mentally ill. Check 3
> friends. If they're OK ...
> It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
> Always remember to pillage before you burn.
> The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody
> appreciates how difficult it was.
> It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a
> warning to others.
> The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the
> average man can see better than he can think.
> Paranoids are people, too; they have their own problems. It's easy to
> criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid, too.
> A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell and make you feel
> happy to be on your way.
> Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
> Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where you
> left them to where you can't find them.
> Law of Probability Dispersal: Whatever it is that hits the fan will not
> be evenly distributed.
Andrew L. Duane (JOT-7) firstname.lastname@example.org
Digital Equipment Corporation (603)-881-1294
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Nashua, NH 03062-2698
Only my cat shares my opinions, and ... Mooooooo!