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Komljanec, Tony wrote:
> Allan Jones wrote:
> > As I was maneuvering back into the fast lane inbetween her
> >and a car in the 3rd lane(it was close, but by no means dangerous, and
> >not even close to making my top 1000 hairy stunts) she decides to high
> >beam ME and ride MY ass!!
> You mean that you didn't quickly turn on your euro rear fog light??? ---
> Their first reaction is to think you hit your brakes, and one of your brake
> lights is burnt out... duh!
When some dorf pickemup truck tailgates me on a 35mph,
revenue-ehancers-intensive two laner, while I am already doing 45, I
usually drop down to the second without touching the brakes. (Without
getting involved in an old discussion, which I have successefully
managed to avoid, I'll just state the obvious: Yes, you do need to know
how to double clutch in order to do that).
Now, what happens is that shmuck suddenly sees the red Audi's *ss,
rapidly approaching him without the brake light warning, and that *ss is
screaming "go for it, I need a down payment!". Mind you, dorf's brakes
ain't no match for Audi's also, and he knows it.
Believe me, it usually has a_very_sobering_effect. I have yet to see a
dude, who wouldn'd try to drive his huge brake pedal (out of those only
two that he has and knows) through the floor and drop back by good 20
- From: firstname.lastname@example.org (Komljanec, Tony)