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In message <199702211726.MAA00244@ns.tamsconsultants.com> afinney@tamsconsultants.com writes:

> Phil, thanks for the doomsday post to the list regarding the
> wiring problems. I heard an audible click from the fuse box so
> I think I'll try the load reduction relay.

Nah.  Check fuse 12.  Should be 15A.

The black/blue circuit is known to the cogniscenti as "Stephen", after a brand 
of ink sold in the UK - "Stephens":
         Mary in a mountain glen
         Seduced herself with a fountain pen
         The pen cap broke and the ink went wild
         She gave birth to a blue/black child
              They called the bastard Stephen
              They called the bastard Stephen
              They called the b-a-s-t-a-r-d Stephen
              'Cos that was the name of the ink 
(I can sing the tune, but don't know its name.  Anyway, this piece of Audi
 wiring causes so much trouble that the name applied by the chorus of this
 little ditty is entirely appropriate.  Perhaps I should do a .WAV)

 Phil Payne
 Committee Member, UK Audi [ur-]quattro Owners Club