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Re: 'I think I need a psychiatrist' contest -Reply
>>> "J. Stevens" <firstname.lastname@example.org> 5/March/1997 05:16pm >>>
At 01:05 AM 3/3/97, you wrote:
>I'd like to sponsor a contest.
>I'll post a free web page dedicated to *your* car if, and only if...
>SOMEONE CAN PROVE TO ME I WASN'T F*****G NUTS BUYING A TEN
YEAR OLD AUDI!!!
And I quote "Four Wheeler" Aug 1982...
"I hope that I will soon forget the Audi Quattro. Until I do, I shall continue
to worship that bitch goddess Success at the expense of friends, family,
honesty and decency - anything to be in a position to have one. The
Quattro is evil, an insidious witch in the guise of state-of-the-art
engineering, a circe who commands your obeisance every waking
moment and a succubus who haunts every dream. She's the seductress
who re-creates That First Time all over again, who snips all your tethers
to innocence and changes your life forever."
Need anything more....
'81 urQ 95K miles