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Re: Sean Ford's wife...

Ouch, Dave, I think you've got us beat there. If I were you, I'd avoid
working on your car's exhaust (Audi Stainless Steel Exhuast),  it could be
misconstrued as having your "Head up your ASSE"?  :-))

You know now that I read that again, that statement could be taken as an
insult... I apologize. I only meant it as a joke, AND it's got Audi

Sean Ford
Newton-Wellesley Hospital
Newton, MA  02162 (USA)
'92 Audi 100CS 5spd  16K miles (and counting!)
'89 Suzuki Katana 600 14K miles (and hibernating)

> From: Dave Head <dhead@sundial.net>
> To: e6941tb@ix.netcom.com
> Cc: quattro@coimbra.ans.net
> Subject: Re: Sean Ford's wife...
> Date: Friday, March 07, 1997 6:20 AM
> At 11:39 PM 3/6/97 -0800, you wrote:
> >> > She must have been in love.
> >> >
> >> > "Darling - how would you like to change your name to _FORD_!!!?"
> >
> >To which Sean Ford replied:
> >
> >> > Oh, ya, PAYNE must've been a real selling point for you! But then
again, a
> >> > Ford can be a real Payne! Thank God for my Audi.
> >
> >The score is a draw: one point to the Green Corner, one point - to the
> >Blue Corner.
> >
> >"Those living in a glass house shouldn'd be throwing stones" - the folk
> >wisdom.
> >
> >Jeez, what am I saying?! thinks me, translating my own last name from
> >German as a "pot" or a "kettle".
> >And on top of that, my first name causes an instant smile on the face of
> >anyone, who had ever seen "Frankenstein". And to add insult to the
> >injury, I work for The Fredericks Co. (no, not that one, Bob! Although
> >designing lingere couldaf been more fun than designing positional
> >sensors. Hmm, especially when it comes to bench testing engineering
> >models in my lab =8).
> >
> Hey - I'm just glad my first name's not Richard. My wife goes by her
> name (Starr) and when we got married she respectfully declined the use of
> mine, prefering to retain her maiden name...
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