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Re: Lights out
On Thu, 10 Apr 1997 09:52:59 -0500, Eric J. Fluhr wrote:
>Eric Fletcher writes:
>>One or both of your license plate lamps is blown. The Workaround until
>>you replace the bulbs is to start the car, open the glovebox, Turn on the
>>Headlights and then close the glovebox.
>Yea, and don't forget to throw salt over the right tires, baking soda over
>the left, and bang a rubber chicken on the roof three times before getting
>into the car.
>Maybe we ought to have a FAQ regarding Audi Rites of Ownership. ;-)
My wife observed a man entering his car from the right rear passenger
side and casually noted, "It must be an Audi." It was. He was
performing the sacred "3 broken door latches" ceremony. She doesn't
know about the rubber chicken yet. So don't spread it around.
DeWitt Harrison firstname.lastname@example.org
88 5kcstq (All door latches working. Shhhhh.)