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fuel injectors (-10sp)
In message <1997Jun04.email@example.com> firstname.lastname@example.org (Paul Heneghan) writes:
> One last warning - treat petrol with a lot of respect. I have done so ever
> since I nearly burned down my parents garage as a teenager. Even still,
> last month, I opened a petrol can beside a generator which I wanted to fill.
> Because the can was much warmer than when I filled it, the petrol sprayed
> everywhere, including over the hot exhaust of the generator. Luckily it
> didn't ignite.
A couple of years ago, a man murdered his wife. The body lay on the kitchen
floor, so he decided to burn down the house and thus confuse HM Fuzz. He
poured about a gallon of petrol over the body and the floor, and lit a match.
The resulting explosion demolished the house. He was propelled through a 9"
brick wall, across the yard outside, and embedded in the house opposite.
Saved a lot of money on a trial.
Beware of the stuff. Clean up and/or wait before trying anything.
Committee Member, UK Audi [ur-]quattro Owners Club