Re: Buying Audi Stock

[Andrew Duane USG/PE <duane@zk3.dec.com>]

Hairy green toads from Mars made Phil Payne say:

> The UK comedy culture owes a great debt to Skoda.
> 
>     Q: Why do Skodas have heated rear windscreens?
>     A: So your hands don't freeze when you're pushing them.
>     
>     Q: What do you call a Skoda with twin exhausts:
>     A: A wheelbarrow.

But you forgot the uniquely American joke:

	Q: Did you hear about the Skoda that was involved
	   in a push-by shooting last night?

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