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Well said, Unka Bart, well said!
From: firstname.lastname@example.org on behalf of Unka Bart
Sent: Saturday, August 09, 1997 3:17 PM
To: Quattro List; email@example.com; firstname.lastname@example.org
Look dimwad, this is Spam. The first one of these that I got, I decided to
merely send to the listowner and politely ask him to put a stop to your
When this second example arrived, I decided that my first impulse was a bit
weak and ineffectual. About what you'd expect from a new-age, sensitive
caring guy. Or a buddhist. Well, I plead guilty to both of those charges,
but there is a secret you couldn't possibly have known - Yer Kindly Ol'
Unka Bart is also a warrior (there's no such thing as a "former" warrior,
unless you count the dead ones...).
So this is a *warning*!!! If I get another one of these after sending this
one, I shall issue a call to arms. Like the following:
Brothers and Sisters, Yer Kindly Ol' Unka Bart calls upon you to rise up
and smite this enemy! Perhaps about 20 copies of this message from each
one of us would help to get the point across.
For the moment, I am giving you a chance to reflect and change your evil ways.
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