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Subject: List of Automobile Acronyms
Date: Tuesday, August 26, 1997 9:43AM

Some of these are kinda funny... enjoy!
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AMC
╠All Makes of Cars

AUDI
╠Accelerates Under Demonic Influence

BMW
╠Babbling Mechanical Wench
╠BART / Muni / Walking (transportation in San Francisco)
╠Basic Marin Wheels
╠Beastly Monstrous Wonder
╠Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
╠Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
╠Big Money Waste
╠Big Money. Why?
╠Big Money Works
╠Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
╠Born Moderately Wealthy
╠Bought My Wife
╠Break My Windows
╠Break My Windshield
╠Broken Money Waster
╠Broken Monstrous Wonder
╠Brutal Money Waster
╠Bumbling Mechanical Wretch

BUICK
╠Big Ugly Import Car Killer
╠Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer
╠Big Ugly Indestructable Compact Killer

CHEVROLET
╠Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
╠Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
╠Cracked Heads, Every Valve's Rotten, Oil Leaks Every Time

CHEVY
╠CHarged HEaVilY
╠Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet
╠Cruddy Hick Engine, Very Yucky

DODGE
╠Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
╠Dead Old Dog Going East
╠Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
╠Dead On Delivery - Go Easy
╠Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
╠Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
|Drips Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere

EDSEL
╠Every Day Something Else Leaks

FIAT
╠Failure In Automotive Technology
╠Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
╠Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
╠Fix It Again, Tony!
╠Fix It All the Time
╠Futile Italians Attempt Transportation
╠Foolish Italians Attempt Transportation
╠Fast Italian Attack Termite

FORD
╠backwards --> Driver Returns On Foot
╠backwards --> Driver Returned On Foot
╠Fails On Rainy Days
╠Fastest On Road, Dip!
╠First On Race Day
╠First On Recall Day
╠First On Road to Dump
╠First On Rust and Deterioration
╠Fix Or Repair Daily
╠Flip Over, Read Directions
╠Found On Road, Dead
╠Found On a Rubbish Dump
╠Found Outside Refuse Dump (Ref'use)
╠Found Outside Rotting Dump
╠Funny Old Rattling Dump
╠Fraternal Order of Restored DeSotos
╠Fucked On Race Day
╠Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
╠Forwarded Once; Return Denied (Forward Only; Reverse Defective)
╠Formed Of Rejected/Random/Recessive/Remaindered DNA
╠Friggin' Ol' Rebuilt Dodge
╠Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
╠Fault Of R&D
╠Final Organ of Reproductive Discipline
╠Follow Our Ruddy Dogsled
╠Fond Of Resonating Decibels
╠Finally Obsolete Racing Device
╠Fabricated Of Refried Dung
╠Forgot Our Recommended Defaults
╠Foot On Road Decelerates
╠First Order of Reproductive Discipline
╠For Old, Rotten Deadbeat
╠Flintstone Or Rubble Driven
╠Fireball On Rear Denting
╠Frequently On Ritalin Designers
╠Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
╠Found On Russian Dump
╠Failed On Research & Development
╠Fatal Oral/Rectal Delivery
╠Famous Odor Resistant Dog
╠Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
╠Fatally Obese Redneck Driver (onboard)
╠Falling Off: Rusty Door
╠Free Or Reduced Drastically
╠Forced On Reluctant Drivers
╠Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
╠Found On Redneck's Driveway
╠Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
╠Fast Only Rolling Downhill
╠Features O.J. and Ron's DNA
╠Flipping Over Results in Death
╠Friends Old Reluctant Dragster
╠Fathers Other Reluctant Dump

Ford Acronyms
╠F O R DNA
╠F O Return Denied
╠Found Outside R D
╠Fly Over R D
╠Failing Out R D
╠F O Rattling D
╠F O Run Down

GM
╠General Maintenance

GMC
╠Garage Man's Companion
╠Generally Mediocre Cars
╠Get More Chicks
Got More Cr*p
╠Got a Mechanic Coming / Gotta Mechanic Coming
╠Got Moms Car

HONDA
╠Had One Never Did Again

HYUNDAI
╠How Your Usual Nerd Drives An Import
╠Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive...

IROC
╠I Race Other Cars
╠I Run Over Children
╠I'd Rather Own a Corvette
╠I'm Really Out of Cash
╠It's Really Only a Camaro
╠Italian Retard Out Cruising

JEEP
╠Just Eats Every Part

LTD
╠Long Term Debt
╠Lousy Transportation, Dammit!
╠Little Tin Dream
╠Last Try from Detroit
╠Long Time Driving

MAZDA
╠Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

MG
╠Money Guzzler

MOPAR
╠Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
╠Most Often Passed At Races
╠Mostly Old Paint And Rust
╠Mostly Old Parts And Rust
╠My Old Pig Ain't Running
╠My Only Problems Are Repairs

OLDS
╠One Leak, Dead Starter
╠Old Lemons Dying Slowly

OLDSMOBILE
╠Oh, Look, Dammit! Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking Everything.
╠Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day.
╠Old Loose Dented Sheet Metal Out-dated By Infamies Like Edsel.

PINTO
╠Put In Nickel To Operate

PLYMOUTH
╠Please Let Your Mother Out from Under The Hood

PONTIAC
╠Poor Old Ninny Thinks It's A Cadillac
╠Puts Out Noxious Toxins In All Cities

PORSCHE
╠Piece Of Retired Scrap, Continually High Expense
╠Probably Obtained Recently Since Car-owner Hocked Everything

PROBE
╠Plainly Runs Only By Exception

SAAB
╠Send Another Automobile Back
╠Stupid, Arrogant Arsehole Babies
╠Such An Arrogant B**tard
╠Swedish Automobile - Always Broken
╠Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
╠Swedish Automobiles Are Best
╠Slow And Always Busted

SUBARU
╠(backwards) U-R-A-Bus

TOYOTA
╠Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

VW
╠Virtually Worthless
╠Very Wobbly
╠(BEETLE) Battered Everywhere, Expect To Lose Engine