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Re: non audi <alcohol>
Hairy green toads from Mars made Mark Zvolanek say:
> In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the
> slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills off
> brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells
> first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker
> brain cells, constantly making the brain a faster and more efficient
It's not so much that alcohol kills brain cells that's the problem.
The problem is that the ones that survive spend the next morning
at the funeral....
Andrew L. Duane (JOT-7) firstname.lastname@example.org
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