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Re: non audi <alcohol>

Hairy green toads from Mars made Mark Zvolanek say:

> In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the   
> slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills off   
> brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells   
> first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker   
> brain cells, constantly making the brain a faster and more efficient   
> machine.

It's not so much that alcohol kills brain cells that's the problem.

The problem is that the ones that survive spend the next morning
at the funeral....


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