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re: Girlfriends, wives & garages
On Tue, 16 Dec 1997, Dwight Varnes wrote:
> Having looked at yet a fourth unsuitable home in Mommy's area, she
> admitted last night that the Garage House is appearing more like the one
> to choose. While not yet convinced, the peasants are preparing to
> While I'm well aware of the existence of the Audi Gods, was wondering if
> there were any Wife Gods that a prayer or sacrifice could be made to?
> Only six years into it, I'm still inexperienced at this marriage rules
Oh yes, this is easy. The wife-gods live at the mall. You have to
merely spend huge sums of money at teh jewelry store on stuff like
diamonds and gold. Flowers also work very well.
> Dwight Varnes "Life is too short to drive a
> 70 Fiat 124 Spider (restored) minivan."
> 86 Audi Coupe GT (waiting for more HP)
> 89 VW Jetta GLI 16v (The wife's car)
> 67 Fiat Dino Coupe (trading for 65 Skylark convertible)
> 98 Ford Contour (company car, got to pick the color)
Looks like you really could use a 3+ car garagae!
Graydon D. Stuckey
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