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re: Girlfriends, wives & garages

On Tue, 16 Dec 1997, Dwight Varnes wrote:

> Having looked at yet a fourth unsuitable home in Mommy's area, she
> admitted last night that the Garage House is appearing more like the one
> to choose. While not yet convinced, the peasants are preparing to
> rejoice.
> While I'm well aware of the existence of the Audi Gods, was wondering if
> there were any Wife Gods that a prayer or sacrifice could be made to?
> Only six years into it, I'm still inexperienced at this marriage rules

Oh yes, this is easy.   The wife-gods live at the mall.   You have to 
merely spend huge sums of money at teh jewelry store on stuff like 
diamonds and gold.   Flowers also work very well. 

> Dwight Varnes                              "Life is too short to drive a
> 70 Fiat 124 Spider (restored)			   minivan." 
> 86 Audi Coupe GT (waiting for more HP)			   	   	
> 89 VW Jetta GLI 16v (The wife's car)			   
> 67 Fiat Dino Coupe (trading for 65 Skylark convertible)
> 98 Ford Contour (company car, got to pick the color)

Looks like you really could use a 3+ car garagae!

Graydon D. Stuckey 
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