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Re: top things not to say to an Audi fanatic
You left out "don't this here thing have cupholders?"
At 12:54 PM 1/16/98 -0500, Brett Dikeman wrote:
>(ie, you take a co-worker to lunch, here's the top worse things they could
>3a."Hey, I hear Audi's got an SUV now"
>3b."Hey, I hear Audi's got a Minivan now"
>2."I'll be careful not to walk around in front of the car in case it bolts"
>(5000 owners only :)
>#1 thing not to say(quattro owners only):
>"So, where's the shift lever on this thing?"
>Other suggestions?...I couldn't think of more than three/four.
>Hostes alienigeni me abduxerunt. Qui annus est?
>Te audire non possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.
>Ita, scio hunc 'sig file' veterem fieri.