Speeding ticket avoidance humour (NAC)

Graham Thackrah gthack@geog.ucl.ac.uk
Wed, 23 May 2001 14:12:06 +0100 (BST)

sorry for the wob for those who aren't interested or have heard it before,
but I though some would appreciate it:), anyone fancy trying it out???

A police officer pulls a bloke over for speeding and has the
following exchange:-

Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended for exceeding .05
Officer: May I see the registration for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer:  The car is stolen?
Driver:  That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the
registration in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer:  There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver:  Yes mate. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the
woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the boot.
Officer:  There's a BODY in the BOOT?!?!?
Driver:  Yes, mate.

Hearing this, the officer immediately draws his revolver and called
his back up. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain
the driver to handle the tense situation.

Captain:  Sir, can I see your license?
Driver:  Sure officer, here it is.
It was valid.
Captain:  Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration papers.
The driver owned the car.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's
a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your boot? I was told you said
there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem.
Boot is opened; no body.
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told
him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove
box, and that there was a dead body in the boot.
Driver:  Yeah, I'll bet the lying <insert_expletive_of_choice> told you I
was speeding, as well...



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