[s-cars] Fun with telemarketers NPC NAC

chris chambers fastscirocco_2000 at yahoo.com
Fri Nov 7 11:19:40 EST 2003

Fun with telemarketers, Paste these by your phone

1. Please call me back in an hour or so. I have to go file for

2. I'm sorry, but the helicopter just landed and President Bush doesn't
like to be kept waiting.

3. Oh, please excuse me. I have Osama Bin Laden on the other line.

4. You know, I'd love to talk but my underpants are still stuck on my

5. I'd love to talk, but the Martian mind beams are already starting to
penetrate my protective aluminum headgear.

6. You know, I'd love to talk but I have to go sacrifice another child
for Lucifer.

7. I'd love to talk but I can't seem to find my (husband's/wife's)

8. (Whispered) Please excuse me for hanging up the phone, but I always
like to leave the cubicle whenever my cube mate brings out his handgun
for another cleaning.

9. I really hate to interrupt, but the rat trap just fired off again
and the poor rat is still wiggling about. Just one second please, I
need to put it out of its misery, but I just can't seem to find my rat
hammer. Hold on. This shouldn't take too long. (Speak loudly away from
the phone.) Could someone please lend me their rat hammer? (Lightly tap
your desk with your phone.)

10. Well, I usually love to talk, but I finally got the last parts of
my mother-in-law stuffed into this plastic bag here and I'm already
running a little behind schedule.

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