[s-cars] A young man, an old man and a car
quattro20v at telus.net
Tue Mar 2 13:57:40 EST 2004
An oldie updated...
Still funny after 20+ years.
1997 Audi S6 - MTM Stage 1+
1990 Audi 90Q20V
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> [mailto:s-car-list-bounces at audifans.com] On Behalf Of chris chambers
> Sent: Tuesday, March 02, 2004 9:13 AM
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> Subject: [s-cars] A young man, an old man and a car
> A young man goes out and buys the best car available: a 2004,
> Cosmo Quad Turbo RX-7. It is the best and most expensive car
> in the world, and it runs him $500,000.
> He takes it out for a spin and, while doing so, stops for a
> red light. An old man on a moped (both looking about 90 years
> old) pulls up next to him. The old man looks over the sleek,
> shiny surface of the car and asks,
> "What kind of car ya' got there, sonny?"
> The young Man replies, "A 1997 Cosmo Quad Turbo RX-7. It cost
> "That's a lot of money" says the old man, shocked. "Why does
> it cost so much?"
> "Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the
> cool young Man proudly.
> The moped driver asks, "Can I take a look inside?"
> "Sure," replies the young Man.
> So, the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around.
> Leaning back on his moped, the old man says "! That's a
> pretty nice car, all right!"
> Just then, the light changes, so the young man decides to
> show the old man what his car can do. He floors it, and
> within 30 seconds the speedometer reads 320 MPH. Suddenly, he
> notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting
> closer! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly,
> whhhoossh! Something whips by him, going much faster!
> "What on earth could be going faster than my 7?" The young
> Man asks himself.
> Then, ahead of him, he sees a dot coming toward him.
> Whoooooosh! It goes by again, heading the opposite direction!
> And, it almost looked like the old man on the moped!
> "Couldn't be," thinks the young Man."
> "How could a moped outrun an RX-7?"
> Again, he sees a dot in his rear view mirror!
> Whooooosh Ka-BbblaMMM! It plows into the back of his car,
> demolishing the rear end. The young Man jumps out, and darn,
> it is the old man!!! Of course the moped and the old man are
> hurting for certain.
> He runs up to the dying old man and says, "You're hurt bad !
> Is there anything I can do for you?"
> The old man groans and replies "Yes.
> Unhook my suspenders from your side-view mirror!"
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