[s-cars] A young man, an old man and a car

Sean Douglas quattro20v at telus.net
Tue Mar 2 13:57:40 EST 2004

An oldie updated...

Still funny after 20+ years.


Sean Douglas
1997 Audi S6 - MTM Stage 1+
1990 Audi 90Q20V

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> [mailto:s-car-list-bounces at audifans.com] On Behalf Of chris chambers
> Sent: Tuesday, March 02, 2004 9:13 AM
> To: Chris Chambers
> Subject: [s-cars] A young man, an old man and a car
> A young man goes out and buys the best car available: a 2004, 
> Cosmo Quad Turbo RX-7. It is the best and most expensive car 
> in the world, and it runs him $500,000. 
> He takes it out for a spin and, while doing so, stops for a 
> red light. An old man on a moped (both looking about 90 years 
> old) pulls up next to him. The old man looks over the sleek, 
> shiny surface of the car and asks, 
> "What kind of car ya' got there, sonny?" 
> The young Man replies, "A 1997 Cosmo Quad Turbo RX-7. It cost 
> $500,000.
> "That's a lot of money" says the old man, shocked. "Why does 
> it cost so much?" 
> "Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the 
> cool young Man proudly. 
> The moped driver asks, "Can I take a look inside?" 
> "Sure," replies the young Man. 
> So, the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. 
> Leaning back on his moped, the old man says "! That's a 
> pretty nice car, all right!" 
> Just then, the light changes, so the young man decides to 
> show the old man what his car can do. He floors it, and 
> within 30 seconds the speedometer reads 320 MPH. Suddenly, he 
> notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting 
> closer! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly, 
> whhhoossh! Something whips by him, going much faster! 
> "What on earth could be going faster than my 7?" The young 
> Man asks himself. 
> Then, ahead of him, he sees a dot coming toward him. 
> Whoooooosh! It goes by again, heading the opposite direction! 
> And, it almost looked like the old man on the moped! 
> "Couldn't be," thinks the young Man." 
> "How could a moped outrun an RX-7?" 
> Again, he sees a dot in his rear view mirror! 
> Whooooosh Ka-BbblaMMM! It plows into the back of his car, 
> demolishing the rear end. The young Man jumps out, and darn, 
> it is the old man!!! Of course the moped and the old man are 
> hurting for certain. 
> He runs up to the dying old man and says, "You're hurt bad ! 
> Is there anything I can do for you?" 
> The old man groans and replies "Yes. 
> Unhook my suspenders from your side-view mirror!"
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