[s-cars] Trackday Rules. Humorous but oh so true !!!

Theodore Chen tedebearp at yahoo.com
Wed Mar 3 16:03:17 EST 2004

it's missing a rule:

if you get in trouble in a corner:
1.  don't lift.
2.  don't lift.
3.  i told you not to lift.

--- Trevor <TrevorRiceTemp at hotmail.com> wrote:
> Rule #1: DON'T PANIC.
> Rule #2: When in doubt, floor it. It may not solve the problem, but it will
> definitely end the suspense.
> Rule #3: Don't drive fast. Drive smooth. Like butter on a bald monkey. Fast
> will come all by itself.
> Rule #4: Move your feet slowly, and your hands quickly (but smoothly).
> Squeeeeeeeeze the throttle.
> Rule #5: Listen to your instructor. Do what he says. Never argue, or try to
> tell him why you can't do it the way he wants.
> Rule #6: There is no Rule 6.
> Rule #7: Stay on the line. Always.
> Rule #8: Never look at the car in front of you. Look around it, over it,
> under it, or through it, but not at it. If you look at it, and he screws up,
> you will too.
> Rule #9: Do not drive off the track. Stay on the pavement.
> Rule #10: If your choices are a) spin, or b) drive straight off the track,
> drive off the track.
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