[V8] something to think about(no audi content0

32vquattro allanvega at adelphia.net
Wed Aug 16 20:21:46 EDT 2006

At first I thought this was funny............then I realized the awful truth
of it.
Now it makes me mad.
Be sure and read the end!

Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.

Tax his tractor,
tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
are the rule.

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.

Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries, then
Tax his tears.

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass

Tax all he has
then let him know
that you won't be done
till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers,
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
he's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which hes laid.

Put these words
upon his tomb,
"Taxes drove me
to my doom..."

When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax        Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax                         Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax          Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax               Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax                 Food License Tax,
Fuel permit tax                          Gasoline Tax(42 cents per gallon)
Hunting License Tax                 Inheritance Tax
Interest expense                      Inventory tax
IRS Interest Charges           IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax                                   Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax             Medicare Tax
Property Tax                              Real Estate Tax
Service charge taxes             Social Security Tax
Road usage taxes                  Sales Tax                            &nbs;
Rcreational Vehicle Tax    School Tax
State Income Tax State         Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone federal excise tax
Telephone federal universal service fee tax
Telephone federal, state and local surcharge taxes
Telephone minimum usage surcharge tax
Telephone recurring and non-recurring charges tax
Telephone state and local tax
Telephone usage charge tax
Utility Taxes                              Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax                  Watercraft registration Tax
ell Perit Tax                      Workers Compensation Tax

COMMENTS: Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago and our nation was
the most prosperous in the world, had absolutely no national debt, had the
largest middle class in the world and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

What happened?

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