[V8] He dies
Roger M. Woodbury
rmwoodbury at adelphia.net
Thu Mar 29 06:55:21 EDT 2007
Tomas: The problem is that you refer to your car as "HE". Wrong, Wrong,
Page One, Book One of the World According to the Audi Gods, (Known as the
"Book of BOWAAG" or "The BOWAAG" for short), clearly states that the Audi
cars of primacy....the 200 20Valve and the V8...are ALWAYS referred to as
"she" or by using a female name or reference. (Lesser Audi's are called
only "IT", incidentally, as they are afterall, just cars).
I cite as proof the simple fact that since I have had her, my 200 20Valve
Avant, aka, "The Black Mariah" or simply: Mariah, has been running better
and better. Even the UFO rotors have completely lost their vibrations since
I have become more sensitive to her femaleness.
I think if you concentrate on becoming a more sensitive guy, your V8 will
respond in kind. The fact that she only stalls in drive and never in park
indicates that she is waiting for YOU, so that she can GO.
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