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In message <199706201645.LAA01487@dfw-ix14.ix.netcom.com> firstname.lastname@example.org (Phil Coppin) writes:
I'm sory about the bandwidth, guys, but I really _can't_ pass this one up:
> She who must be obeyed (and owns the car) - 42 in July
Ditto. Down the line, except it's August and she's 41. I know - I was _there_!
(Many men remember their wife's birthday. Very few remember her _BIRTH_!)
> He who cleans, maintains & protects it - 50 in July
Well - 47. Half-price over-50s car insurance - "because we _know_ a mature
driver is a safer driver" - two and a half years away. Oh boy! Looking
forward to calling the insurance company in a cracked and wavering voice:
"It's only a smallish car, but sometimes it goes _ever_ so fast."
> Interestingly SWMBO is of the opinion that my middle aged carcass is
> inhabited by some hyperactive 16 yr old being that ceased his emotional
> development in the 1960's. However this being does, at times, bring
> out her mothering tendencies and she does forgive his trespasses and
> indulge him a lot(quite often thank the Lord!!)
Down the line.
Committee Member, UK Audi [ur-]quattro Owners Club