[Vwdiesel] Rabbit droppings # 92. -- ( the STING ! )

H.Hagar h_hagar at prcn.org
Wed Jun 30 10:53:42 EDT 2004

Bob and Jack were millwrights and they lived side by side in town.

Bob drove his old GM V8 diesel pickup and Jack just got a brand new car.

Jack proudly showed Bob the brochure and pointed out how many miles to the
gallon the thing did.

Bob said bullshit ----- one word followed an other and they had a bet.

>From then on Jack kept a record of mileage  ----.

When Jack was not around Bob snuck in and added gas to Jacks car.

After a month of driving Jack proudly showed the mileage to Bob ---

Bob said OK let test it with a measured gallon.  Bob got his 100 dollars
filled up his two saddle tanks at the service station went on to the watering
hole and still had change left going home.

Moral is be careful when you boast about mileage.

Here is how to get astronomical mileage out of a 1984 Rabbit 1.6L Turbo.

Install manual valve in LDA line.    Then install brand new 1.5 L nozzles.

Hillbilly Tune for maximum LEAN. ---- maybe today I will go out and test with a bottle.
before Bob shows up.    Sure is working  for me.


PS:   about 75 miles to the gallon --how does that grab ya.?  watch out I learned from

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