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Re: No subject worth mentioning...

> <This might work for those pesky trucks, too!>
> DAVE BARRY:  "Cars and Nuclear Weapons"
> [From Dave Barry's book _Greatest Hits_]
> all of these measures failed would I proceed to the final step, total
> vaporization of the car (unless, of course, there was a BABY ON BOARD).
> Just a thought for a Kinder, Gentler nation with a lot of nuke power to
> spare...

I think the better alternative is using eggs. Yes, eggs... Throw them out 
of the sunroof (after you pass'em and in front of them, of course) and 
see they squirm in your back-view mirror.

Now, a used-engine-oil filled eggs are another story...

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