Robert Phillips stops tearing his hair out long enough to chide us, and writes:
> I really like this list, but can we keep things a little more mature and
and Yer Kindly ol' Unka Bart would never stoop to observe that these sound
mightily like a plea for keeping the cake intact whilst keeping the appetite
> A friend once told me, when speaking of opinions:
> "Opinions are like a**holes...everybody has one."
and not to mention the other characteristic they share, their pleasant aroma...