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Fwd: Cosmo Quad Turbo RX-7

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From:	pinedar@netc.com (Pat and Dan Darnell)
To:	ScottyCBoy@aol.com (Scott DeWitt), musio@Menudo.UH.EDU (Dark Force),
musio@Menudo.UH.EDU (PRoPAiN the CyberGod!)
Date: 96-09-19 11:05:46 EDT

> Originally from: Steve Weiss <steve.g.weiss@worldnet.att.net>
> Originally dated: 19 Sep 1996 0:00:00
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> A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a 1996,
> Cosmo Quad Turbo RX-7. It is the best and most expensive car in the
> world, and it sets him back $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and,
> while doing so, stops for a red light. An old man on a moped (both
> looking about 90 years old) pulls up next to him. The old man looks
> over the sleek, shiny surface of the car and asks, "What kind of car
> ya' got there, sonny?"
> The young man replies "A 1996 Cosmo Quad Turbo RX-7. It cost
> $500,000.
> "That's a lot of money" says the old man, shocked. "Why does it cost
> so much?
> "Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the cool
> dude proudly.
> The moped driver asks, "Can I take a look inside? "Sure," replies the
> owner.
> So, the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around.
> Leaning back on his moped, the old man says "That's a pretty nice
> car, all right!"
> Just then, the light changes, so the guy decides to show the old man
> what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the
> speedometer reads 320 MPH.
> Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror.  It seems to be
> getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly,
> whhhoossh! Something whips by him, going much faster!
> "What on earth could be going faster than my 7?" the young man asks
> himself.
> Then, ahead of him, he sees a dot coming toward him. Whoooooosh! It
> goes by again, heading the opposite direction! And, it almost looked
> like the old man on the moped! "Couldn't be," thinks the guy. "How
> could a moped outrun an RX-7?"
> Again, he sees a dot in his rear view mirror!  Whooooosh Ka-BbblaMMM!
> It plows into the back of his car, demolishing the rear end. The
> young man jumps out, and good grief, it is the old man!!!  Of course
> the moped and the old man are hurting for certain. He runs up to the
> dying old man and says, "You're hurt bad! Is there anything I can do
> for you?"
> The old man groans and replies "Yes. Unhook my suspenders from your
> side-view mirror!"
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