<All> No Car Content...

["Al Powell" <APOWELL@agcom.tamu.edu>]

I thought I had seen it all. Until I looked in the back pages of 
Autoweek.  A defensive driving class billboard (which amused 
them...) had an outline of "the girl" used by male-obsessed truckers 
on their mudflaps...wearing a graduation mortarboard. The ad was for 
"Topless Traffic School".  Included in the ad were the phrases:

One-on-one instruction
Must be 21+

and the capper........

"A clean record is only a lap dance away".

I can only quote Linda Ellerbee.....  "And so it goes..."




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Al Powell, Ph.D.                 Voice:  409/845-2807
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College Station, TX 77843      
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"Some people can tell what time it is by looking at the
sun...but I have never been able to see the numbers."
             [From 5th/6th grade essays....]