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Perspective on Email

In message <17CEC936DC8@agcom.tamu.edu> "Al Powell" writes:
> Q:  How many internet mail list subscribers does it take
>      to change an Audi light bulb?
> A:  1,331:

Wrong. 1,332.

You forgot the small boy who has to be sent under the car to try and find the 
stoopid little nut that holds the upper right side of the right headlight in 
place and should be captive in the fitting but isn't because one fine spring 
day in 1988 an Audi mechanic wasn't paying attention to his spot welding kit 
and so the _DAMN_ nut falls out every single time I take out the front right 
Which, of course, is the uniquely "Audi" only _DAMN_ way of changing the bulb!!

 Phil Payne
 Committee Member, UK Audi [ur-]quattro Owners Club