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Audi joke - WARNING - Adult content

I was sent this by a fellow Audi owner.

A guy picks up a girl in a bar and after more than a few drinks they go back
to his flat. Once they get there, the guy goes to take a leak while the girl
heads for the bedroom. When she switches the light on, she notices that
although the bedroom is really tidy, there is a pile of springs and straps
in one corner.
"What are these for?" she asks.
"Oh, they're for the Audi method" the guy says.
The girl says that a bit of kinky sex is ok but she doesn't want anything
"Put one of these on each elbow and one on each knee" he asks.
The girl is worried that she's getting into something a bit heavy, but she
goes along with his request. Then she is told to get down on all fours,
in front of him which she does grudgingly. Then he asks her to start
bouncing up
and down on the springs and finally he takes a duck call from his pocket.
"Start blowing on this" he tells her.
So he's banging away at her from behind while she's bouncing on the springs
blowing the duck whistle. Suddenly she experiences the most amazing multiple
After they've finished she says "Wow, that was the most fantastic sex I've
ever had, how the hell did you make it so good?
"Its the Audi method - Foursprung Duck Technique".