L/H > >A 13 year-old boy comes home from school and his Mom asks how > >his day was. He replies, "I had sex with my teacher today." > > > >"Oh my God! You get to your room! Wait till your father comes > >home!" says the Mom. > > > >Awhile later the father comes home and the Mom says, "Go up to > >your son's room and talk to him. He's been really bad today," > >Dad goes up to the son's room and asks why Mom is so mad. "I told > >her I had sex with my teacher today," replied the boy. > > > >"Allright! That's my boy!", says dad. "Ya know son, women just > >don't think like men. But I'm proud of you. What are you now, about > >thirteen, right? > > > >Wow? That's my son! Ya know what? I'm so proud of you I'm gonna take you > >out and buy you that new shiny bike you've been wanting!" > > > >So the dad and his son go out and buy the nicest, reddest, > >shiniest bike in the whole town. "You gonna ride it home son?" asks dad. > > > > The boy replied, "Nah, my ass is still sore."