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Early Firday Humor, no Audi content

> >The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
> >I mean, life is tough. It takes a lot of your time.
> >What do you get at the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus?
> >I think the cycle is all backwards. You should die first.
> >Get it out of the way. Then live in an old age home.
> >You get kicked out when you're too young. You get a gold watch.
> >You go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough
> >to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol. You party.
> >You get ready for high school. You go to grade school.
> >You become a kid. You play. You have no responsibilities.
> >You become a little baby. You go back into the womb.
> >You spend your last nine months floating . . . . you finish off as
> >an orgasm