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Re: Early Firday Humor, no Audi content

At 08:27 AM 1/13/99 -0500, you wrote:
>> >The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
>> >I mean, life is tough. It takes a lot of your time.
>> >What do you get at the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus?
>> >I think the cycle is all backwards. You should die first.
>> >Get it out of the way. Then live in an old age home.
>> >You get kicked out when you're too young. You get a gold watch.
>> >You go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough
>> >to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol. You party.
>> >You get ready for high school. You go to grade school.
>> >You become a kid. You play. You have no responsibilities.
>> >You become a little baby. You go back into the womb.
>> >You spend your last nine months floating . . . . you finish off as
>> >an orgasm

Listening to Art Bell again...

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