[Author Prev][Author Next][Thread Prev][Thread Next][Author Index][Thread Index]
Well, there have been some good suggestions in this thread. I can tell
you what _not_ to do:
Scenario: Locks frozen, no solvents around, no matches, no lighter,
freezing my butt off, getting to be late to work, frustrated.
Dim-bulb desperation idea: Place mouth around lock cylinder, attempt to
thaw lock with gust of warm breath. Pucker up!
Freeze your face to the door handle, lips first. Arrive late to work
with strangely bleeding lips and bruised ego. Refuse to talk to anyone
for the remainder of the day.