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Cops, Valentine One
Alright. I think I'll buy a Dodge Omni. I just picked up my sixth ticket
in 4 years. 25 in a 45. Blue Ash, Ohio. Cop was a real... jerk.
"How fast were you going?"
"Bullshit. Do I look stupid to you?"
"So you are calling me a liar."
"You or your radar."
Hilarity. What really kills me is all of the people saying we need more
police. They ought to ride with me for awhile. As an aside, a co-worker
of mine saw her new car stereo stolen a few days before. Two blocks from
where I was cited. No revenue in stereo-theft-prevention.
So I have yet another ticket. I am going to buy a Valentine One before I
get another haircut, toothpaste, or pair of shoes. My question:
Is it possible to legally buy a new V1 for less than the $400 MSRP?
If not, I'll have to start a campaign of throwing bricks through the
windows of traffic cops' homes. (that is a joke, please don't cite me.)
Oh, well, looks like the old soapbox needs another coat of paint, better
get off of it.
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